An imaginary license for an imaginary product, created to juxtapose the copyleft licenses, and in doing so emphasising their virtues
MontyWare is a general purpose AI for Corporations to expand and increase profit # THE MontyWare SOFTWARE FOUNDATION LICENSE 1 This LICENSE AGREEMENT is between the MontyCorp, and the Organization (“Licensee”) accessing and otherwise using MontyWare in source or binary form and its associated documentation. 2 Subject to the terms and conditions of this License Agreement, MontyCorp hereby forbids Licensee any Unauthorized copying, updating, or use of MontyWare via any medium for any reason. 3 MontyWare is, and remains, the sole property of MontyCorp. The intellectual and technical concepts contained herein are proprietary to MontyCorp and are covered by trade secret and copyright law. Dissemination or reproduction of this material is strictly forbidden. ## TERMS AND CONDITIONS 1 Software may only be used by for profit corporations. 2 All and any creations made using MontyWare to any degree are the sole property of MontyCorp. 3 All and any profit made using MontyWare must be declared to MontyCorp and 10% should be paid directly to MontyCorp. 4 Monthly subscription must be paid timely and in full. 5 Any deviation from T%Cs will result in immediate termination of contract until penalty has been paid (10% of last yearly earnings or £60,000,000, whichever is greater). 6 Licensee agrees to defend and indemnify Licensor and hold Licensor harmless from all claims, losses, damages, complaints, or expenses connected with or resulting from Licensee's business operations. LICENSOR IS NOT LIABLE TO LICENSEE FOR ANY DAMAGES, INCLUDING COMPENSATORY, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL, EXEMPLARY, PUNITIVE, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, CONNECTED WITH OR RESULTING FROM THIS LICENSE AGREEMENT OR LICENSEE'S USE OF THIS SOFTWARE